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They say there are two constants in life: death and taxes, so when the Internal Revenue Service decides to invade the virtual computer massively multiplayer online [MMO] game known as Second Life a few heads should turn (as well as a few eyes start rolling).

Virtual Worlds & Social Networking Project Manager Frank Stripe said, “In 2008, the IRS project team established a presence in the Second Life virtual world with the goal of exploring the potential use of this environment for recruitment and training purposes. The team has created the IRS Careers Island and constructed a sky platform with an IRS Careers Center and an IRS Education Center. A number of building design configurations have been tested. A number of education and entertainment features have also been built to attract residents to the simulation (sim). All basic construction has been completed and the sim has been opened to the general population in Second Life since February 2009.”

Stripe goes on to say about the advertising they spend

In the physical world, we could spend hundreds of thousands, if not millions, on sponsoring a race car that displays our brand in a field of thirty or more other cars. In the SL virtual world, we have spent a few thousand dollars to build complete entertainment and communications venue that includes a race course. IRS branding throughout the venue not only displays our messaging, but it also instantly dispenses marketing collateral and links to our Careers web site.

Did the IRS gain some form of competition that requires them to even enter the sphere of advertising? They are the one agency that will go out of their way to find the “deadbeats” and make them pay. Can the IRS even “reshape” their public image? Sigh. Now people who are much too overweight can learn about the benefits given to people who are married and not hanging out in their parent’s bonus room above the garage.

Sources: Kotaku.com & College Recuiter.com

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lostInTranslationThe reference in the title is from the sublime film Lost In Translation. Not only does the film depict the creepiness of Tokyo it also does a great job of examining how the city is both foreign and inviting at the same time. Simultaneously, it also features the best use of Scarlett Johansson’s butt in film yet.

Caught up on a few photography blogs, and I found an article everyone should check out. I thought I would link the two Tommy Lee Jones television spots because they are too awesome to miss out on.

Oh, and this…

Source: Michael John Grist’s Photoblog

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hamburglarHow often do you find yourself staring down the barrel of a shotgun as you are forced to hand over the controller to your favorite video game system? If you answered more than once than Master has a deal for you.

A new Xbox 360 security kit enables the user to lock their TV to a nearby support post or table. Oddly enough the device does not protect the detachable hard drive or any other devices attached to said Xbox such as a Rock Band drum set or guitars. Some say money can’t buy you love, but $29.95 can help you rest easy knowing your $299 purchase will be around when the forensics team is sweeping through your bloody apartment.

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Sources: Kotaku.com, 360sync.com and newpcgadgets.com

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justin_long_poolIn what could go down as one of the lamest attempt at corporate backlash, Apple apparently tried to get the latest Microsoft ads pulled from TV. Apple cited a recent “price drop” of $100 across their computer line that rendered the “too expensive” statements in the ads as slander.

Microsoft’s response:

Kevin Turner, Microsoft’s chief operating officer said,

And so we’ve been running these PC value ads. Just giving people saying, hey, what are you looking to spend? “Oh, I’m looking to spend less than $1,000.” Well we’ll give you $1,000. Go in and look and see what you can buy. And they come out and they just show them. Those are completely unscripted commercials.

And you know why I know they’re working? Because two weeks ago we got a call from the Apple legal department saying, hey — this is a true story — saying, “Hey, you need to stop running those ads, we lowered our prices.” They took like $100 off or something. It was the greatest single phone call in the history that I’ve ever taken in business. (Applause.)

I did cartwheels down the hallway. At first I said, “Is this a joke? Who are you?” Not understanding what an opportunity. And so we’re just going to keep running them and running them and running them.

Good on Microsoft for handling the situation like the responsible company they are. Don’t get me wrong, I like my Touch but the snobbery just hit an all time high. Hey Apple, next time it is better to not inadvertently tell your competition they are doing a damn good job. It’s kinda soul crushing when you read this story online the next day.

Now, if only we can erase those recent Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld ads from our memories.

Source: Microsoft: Apple wanted ‘Laptop Hunters’ ads pulled [cnet]

Nothing ruins a pleasant drive to the grocery store, the beach or the hospital like a political campaign bumper sticker that has long lost any relevance. Maybe it is just me but there really ought to be a statute of limitations on all political bumper stickers regardless of the outcome of that election. Yes, it is wonderful that you probably voted in the last election or the one before that, but it is not doing anything during the nearly four years interim where you are supposed to show some support for the currently presiding president.

I think the only situation that warrants a political bumper sticker is if it endorses either Barry Goldwater or Michael Dukakis. I get to assume you are ignorant and you get a chuckle out of everyone that happens to be stuck behind you as you apply that second coat of eye shadow during the daily commute.

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The article might be a bit old [July 2] but the story is fascinating. A man, Ron James, who recently went through a divorce after thirteen years of marriage decides to “get back on the horse.” He joins JDate, one of the largest dating sites for Jewish men to try to find his perfect match. Since his job didn’t pay well he would often “stack” dates at the different Starbucks’ near Grand Central Station in New York City. When he finally finds the woman of his dreams, Sheryl Daija, it turns out she got married on the same day he did back on May 30, 1993. Eeerie.

The strangest part of all this is that the article mentions numerous twenty somethings joining JDate that weren’t Jewish. I guess I am going about my “glory years” all wrong since I could be hitting on 44-year old shayners. I’m just glad that this story isn’t about someone finding their perfect someone on plentyoffish.com. Eeesh.

Source: His 50 First Dates (or in Her Case, 3) [NY Times]

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goldIn the world of ridiculous collector’s items there are a few well-known goods that anyone who is a true collector has to have. A suped up 1966 Corvette might fetch a good deal of money or possibly even an original work by Thomas Heart Benton. In the world of video games one of the rarest items is a golden NES cartridge known as the Nintendo World Championships.

26 of these cartridges were made for a sweepstakes in Nintendo Power in the early 1990s. The prize was a gold (spray paint) edition of the grey cartridge given to winners of the actual Nintendo Championship. According to Wikipedia, the gold version is considered by game enthusiasts to be the “Holy Grail of video games” as only 12 have ever surfaced of that original 26 (How many mothers threw out or sold their son’s cartridge at a yard sale for a couple dollars?).

JJ Hendricks recently paid $17,500 on one of the 26 cartridges. Typically, a gold copy of Nintendo World Championships goes for around $25,000 so technically JJ got a deal(?). He has written up a response to the month-long tide of emotions that went into the fine art of selling used, golden video game cartridges.

The next day, June 12th, I [JJ Hendricks] email him saying we have a contract and I will not accept his cancellation. He calls me 15 minutes later apologizing repeatedly saying he felt really bad the rest of the night because he felt like he had cheated me too. He says he will ship it that night via FedEx overnight with guaranteed 8AM delivery. I’m a bit skeptical but double check he has the correct address and pray for the best.

That night FedEx emails with a tracking number again. 1 hour, 2 hours, 3 hours go by with no cancellation email. I refresh the tracking page on FedEx about 100 hundred times and finally it shows it was actually picked-up. I might finally get the game!

The next morning at 7:30AM the FedEx man comes to the door. I’m holding my 7 week old baby, probably have a ridiculously big smile on my face, and sign for the package. I quickly open everything up half expecting some other problem.

Nintendo World Championships Gold is neatly packaged inside with a custom built display case and looks just as good as I imagined it would. I have the “Holy Grail of Gaming” and the emotional ride is finally over.

After reading his account one gets a sense that his seven-week-old kid is either going to have an awesome childhood or be completely neglected by a dad spending his Friday nights trying to buy a copy of Kizuna Encounter.

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For a list of the top 20 rarist video games see The Holy Grails of Console Gaming.


Sources: How one man spent $17,500 on a video game (Kotaku), JJ Hendricks’ Account

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1245324167_0Che Guevera is on just about everything you can put a print on in stores ranging from Hot Topic to head shops and all the way back down to BustedTees.com. Heck, I saw Homer sharing his likeness on a shirt in Italy that read: Viva La Doughnut! I also saw Lisa Simpson dressed up like a whore so I guess I shouldn’t speak.

“PETA’s fight for animals was one of the reasons that I became a vegetarian. Moreover, this lifestyle has become a revolution that increasingly attract more people and is a healthier alternative to the planet and man, “added the girl [Lydia Guevera].

It appears that the granddaughter of the man who was featured in TIME Magazine’s “Most Influential People of the 20th Century” List wants a piece of the pie (hold the lamb, please!). Dressed in nothing but an ammo sash made of carrots (and presumably some really short shorts), Lydia Guevera is set to take on the world of carnivores with her support of the PETA ad campaign. Somewhere in Cuba Che is doing flips, summersaults, and barrel rolls over the amount of capitalism going on in his name. Also, I am reminded of how awesome a name Lydia is and how well-endowed this one is.

Sources: Gawker and El Mondo

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cc-logoThis one caught me by suprise. Apparently, you can’t kill off Circuit City completely. Their website even has a spiffy new layout. Check out the link below for a ton of deals if you are in the neighborhood for deals on electronics during a recession.

Source: Special Deals, Circuit City’s Home Page and Circuit City’s Twitter

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Imagine if you will that you are an avid video game player and for years your mother or Santa annually renewed your subscription to Electronics Gaming Monthly (EGM). The magazine was known as the most circulated game magazine until Game Informer came free with every GameStop Edge card purchase.

EGM went the way of the dinosaur this past February due in no small part to the medium it was shipped in and the economy. The beauty of the Internet is that gamers can hear and see industry leaks as they occur. Unfortunately, subscribers and readers of their online site, 1up.com were completely caught off guard – some opting to renew their subscriptions in February.

Now, subscribers have an alternative to seeking their money back – Maxim Magazine. That’s right, Kids who once read EGM to discover the latest Pokemon release or find out codes for the latest Tony Hawk title now have something else to “thumb through.”

Subscribers will receive a note with the latest issue of Maxim that will allow to them continue the subscription or get a refund. My advice: ditch the frat softcore porn and prepare to renew now that the founder Steve Harris now has the rights to print and online distribution.

Source: EGM Subscribers Getting Maxim as Replacement