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April 9, 2010 Celebration, Jobs, Sigh Comments

Tonight I found out that a “friend” buddy of mine from UNC won Sony’s Playstation Tester reality show. The contestant, Cyrus, or Will Powers went from being a waiter to now a video game tester after a series of events that have little to do with any kind of real skills or abilities a video game tester needs.

So what exactly does a video game tester do you ask? They are the people who sit in cramped cubicles and play early/unfinished builds of video games for hours on end for minimum wage. I repeat minimum wage. How many jobs can you think of that have the audacity to pay you $7.25/hour? I can count them on one hand.

Will "Cyrus" Powers

So Cyrus is the winner. Congratulations! Now get out there and test with the best of them. Who knows? Maybe you will become the next David Jaffe and release a critically acclaimed game and own your own video game studio.

Or it could end up like this…

Sources: Kotaku.com, The Tester & Penny-Arcade.com

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August 5, 2009 Moi Comments

bfa09-pageheadSo my diploma showed up in our mailbox, sealed in a white canister yesterday. The shipping was $1.90. I presume that shipping to the lower 48 is the same. Assuming the bulk of the class of 2009 is around 3,200 that puts the total for shipping those parchments at $6,100. It really is fascinating to take a closer look at the costs involved with sending one semester’s worth of graduates their diplomas (couldn’t they curb costs by giving it to us directly on the stage?).

Physically seeing the document has also stirred a few emotions within me. I am officially an alumni.  Am I okay with that? Sure, but can I keep some of my now-vintage Duke-Carolina t-shirts, pretty please? Another thing, I can now hang the accomplishment on a wall somewhere. Plus it actually looks a lot cooler than a trophy. Imagine what it would be like if you received a trophy upon completion of undergraduate study. What would a bachelor of the arts trophy look like? Would it involve a beer funnel and viking horns?

I apologize for the long gap between content. It isn’t that I am particuarly busy as I await my semester at VCU to start. Rather, I am finishing up some reading, Fallout 3 and watching a good deal of films I might not have time to see for many years. Crazy stuff. More soon.

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buxom_redhead.jpg So I just got in my bed to take a short nap around 4:50. Next thing I know I hear someone in the hall yell something to a friend. Then as I look over to my iHome it reads 6:35 p.m. I feel like I just had the kind of sleep you have when you are sure you have come down with something or possibly after the most passionate night of your life. Or whatever a trucker must feel after driving Route 66.

The dream starts with me getting an e-mail informing me that I got into VCU or something. I have to get to Richmond. Prior to all of this I marked out on the forms that I have relatives that live in Richmond (I do) and that two girls have expressed interest in living with me. I am sent their information in this e-mail, but there is some information error and I never get to know their names until later (it’s important to the story).

I meet the two girls on a train or airplane. I am not driving. I somehow get a seat between the two. These girls are not over attractive but one is a brunette and the other is a red head and both have cute faces with gentle slopes for cheeks and noses. They are both slightly big boned for their particular body type. Not knowing these girls names I introduce myself and quickly try to bury myself in a book. Before long I am passed out. I wake to the sensation of these girls smiling at one another and rubbing my body with their elbows. This is a surprisingly nice thing to wake up to.

We get to Richmond and I take them and their luggage up to the two rooms upstairs. My grandparents are not home. We hardly bring up the suitcases  before we begin to make love. I would elaborate but for some reason this part of my mind only now remembers bits and pieces.

I wake up again. Crap, I have to be somewhere. Where? At UNC’s Keenan Flagler Football Stadium or at least a place that resembles it. Why? I don’t know. I awaken the two girls I am once again sitting between and we head over. For some reason my family is watching a game in the adjacent football stadium and I actually run into him while getting refreshments for the girls. He tells me that my whole family will be having dinner tonight and that my friend from sophomore year and UNC cheerleader, Jason, is coming along too. Also, my dad informs me that the two girls are named (Miranda) and (Lucy) and that they should wear something special.

I walk back to the girls who are laughing and giggling and tell them the news. We decide to leave early so we can head to the mall to buy new clothes. I love how the light reflects on the Miranda’s freckles and the sun dress she is wearing.

As the three of us are leaving the football game vs. University of South Carolina, I run in to Jason. He tells me that he will be over in my room (?) in an hour. I don’t question him. I take the two girls to the Shops at Willow Lawn in Richmond. The two girls decide to steal a dress they find and mall security does it job for once by giving chase to us. We manage to escape out of some roof exit and the two girls look at me in a longing manner as we descend the rooftop by some a fire ladder.

As we get back to my room (in Richmond), I let the girls get dressed so I can go meet Jason. I actually drive all the way back to UNC again to meet him even though he earlier told me he would just drive over in an hour. I find him and we discuss Miranda and Lucy. We get back to my room and I peek my head in first. For some reason, I am afraid Jason might judge me negatively if the girls were naked or worse when we entered. The two girls are in fact looking under my bed and laughing at one another. The brunette gazes up at me and says, “Did you mean to keep all of this stuff that is under there?” I mumble that I have been meaning to clean it out for some time. It felt like part of my initial passion for the two was beginning to already wear off.

I turn around and Jason is already dressed for dinner. He was not a moment before. My father calls for me to get ready. I hear a loud yell from outside my dream. I wake up. It is 6:35 p.m.

I am not sure what to think about this dream. I feel very rested. It also felt risque. I’m almost 23 and the two girls acted 17.

to_hate.jpg “It is a basketball rivalry that simply has no equal. Duke vs. North Carolina is Ali vs. Frazier, the Giants vs. the Dodgers, the Red Sox vs. the Yankees. Hell, it’s bigger than that. This is the Democrats vs. the Republicans, the Yankees vs. the Confederates, capitalism vs. communism. All right, okay, the Life Force vs. the Death Instinct, Eros vs. Thanatos. Is that big enough?”

What is it about college sports that captivate us so? Is it the fact that the referees actually call traveling or that the stadium does not reverberate with pop anthems such as the Baha Men’s “Who Let The Dogs Out” whenever a star player slams in a dunk? Yes, college sports are the beginning, middle and end of what most consider “the fun years” – when teamwork is supposed to thwart individual stardom and coaches appear to genuinely be interested in the course of the overall season.

Will Blythe’s first foray into the world of books could be written by no other fan of the sport. Blythe, a former literary editor of Esquire and contributor to The New Yorker, Rolling Stone, and Oxford American, represents the essence of “sports beatnik” journalism. To Hate Like This follows the Tar Heel team through the 2004-2005 season as they attempted to win a first national title for Coach Roy Williams. ¡SPOILERS!: The Tar Heels took the title that year, resulting is a top notch analysis of the invested emotions that restored the rivalry to Tobacco Road.

Blythe does not attempt to disguise the fact that he is unbiased; in fact, he grew up in Chapel Hill watching every game with his mother and sister. When he wasn’t watching his Tar Heels, Blythe could be found in his backyard shooting hoops in his futile attempt to imitate the numerous heroes that came out of the program under Dean Smith during the late ‘70s to mid-‘90s. Blythe often refers to the side his inner hatred of everything Duke as “the Beast.” Blythe’s “Beast” comes out when he is most vulnerable (ala the presence of Duke Graduates or a late-game made Tar Heel free throw).

In order to fulfill the requirements of the book’s subtitle, Blythe travels to the arched Gothic spires of Duke University into the evil lair that is Cameron Indoor Stadium for numerous Duke Basketball games and interviews with key players such as J.J. Redick and Sheldon Williams. Blythe manages to remain civil during an interview with Coach K (just barely).

The passionate zeal the author exudes is echoed in the fans the author encountered during the writing of the book. Blythe courageously documents the activities and outlets for numerous fans such as the creator of Inside Carolina website to the restless anger that still grips Duke player Art Heyman. One such fan equates the Duke-Carolina rivalry to that of a battle for control over a certain popular fictional land typically inhabited by hobbits, elves and trolls.

Blythe’s effortless writing belies his passion towards the subject. From team practices to the biographies of Rashad McCants, Melvin Williams, Raymond Felton and Sean May, Blythe breathes a sense of reality into the often foggy fame that fandom generates. Rashad McCants took every criticism personally while Sean May dealt with the same articles in stride thanks to the advice of his father, Scott May who played at Indiana under Coach Bobby Knight.

Now that Carolina has won another national championship under the tutelage of Coach Williams it is important to understand how the most famous rivalry in all of college basketball was founded. One can only hope that Will Blythe has been secretly working on his second book since 2006 that will match the frenetic intensity found within To Hate Like This Is To Be Happy Forever.

Original Post on my buddy’s blog –> Robert Goulet’s Gentlemen Society

Rating: ★★★★☆

Another year, another Final Four. Wait, this year we got to the final game? Could this be it? I watched as the Tar Heels took the championship the spring before I came to Carolina. Now, the moment I watched my senior year in high school is occuring during my senior year in college. To most this represents another night of regular television viewing, possibly a great night for date on the town. For the Tar Heels it is nothing more than a date with destiny. Bring it back, Danny! For us. Silence Adam Gold of 850 AM in Raleigh who said in 2005:

And North Carolina will be lucky if Tyler Hansbrough develops into a player as productive as Carlos Boozer.

This is our moment. Oh, and it feels great to win a bracket for once before the final game. Let’s do this! (Let classes be cancelled on Tuesday.) Work your magic, Roy.

One more thing

April 4, 2009 Celebration Comments

April 4, 2009 weather in Chapel Hill

April 4, 2009 weather in Chapel Hill

Stuck my head out of the bathroom window only to see a bright, sunshiny day staring back at me. If this isn’t proof that someone is a Carolina fan up there…

Ty Lawson answers questions about the Final Four on Thursday. Photo on ESPN by AP/Eric Gay.

Ty Lawson answers questions about the Final Four on Thursday. Photo on ESPN by AP/Eric Gay.

As this weekend rolls on the impending excitement slowly rolls over me. Will UNC win the title and successfully cap off my senior year? Only time can tell. I just hope that the shortage of Carolina Blue paint in Chapel Hill is the least of our worries.